mince morsel

An exceptionally pungent, meaty, transient bout of flatulence unleashed by an unknown assailant in a confined area.

The mood at the dinner party was blackened by a haunting, cloying odour - despite a volley of accusing looks, no-one would confess to discharging the ghastly mince morsel....

by The Baron Delarary August 29, 2006

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Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 23, 2004

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Mince head

somebody, usually a friend, who fucks shit up under the influence of alcohol or something.

good on you, mince head!

by coit July 30, 2006

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Mince of Darkness

A very camp homosexual Goth or Emo

Check out the Mince of Darkness over there!

by peaver666 January 6, 2011

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Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010

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