When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose
by Rionox January 24, 2023
The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.
by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011
A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."
(Friends laugh)
Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"
(Friends laugh)
Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"
by marcuspolacus October 16, 2010
A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.
by - Bambino July 5, 2015
Hey wanna head down to the river behind my ranch?
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser
by x15x November 24, 2015
by Jack_123 November 6, 2006
by Thiressh June 20, 2022