1 definition by marcuspolacus

Top Definition
A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."

(Friends laugh)

Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"
by marcuspolacus October 16, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt