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When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.
Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!
by Rionox October 1, 2022
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A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!
by Rionox February 27, 2023
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When someone (typically a male) is obsessed with ramming their penis into any remotely-looking hole they can find.
Ryan is such a Crevice Crammer to anything he can find!
by Rionox January 1, 2023
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An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.
Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!
by Rionox March 1, 2023
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When someone takes a bottle of any kind and shoves in up their ass, squeezing it hard enough until it breaks in their asshole.
Yo! Jake did a Bottle Buster last night in front of everyone!
by Rionox January 1, 2023
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Two men passing into a woman's asshole or vagina at the same time
by Rionox February 20, 2023
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When a man fucks a woman in the vagina and finishes, causing some semen to leak out from the vagina onto the crotch/pelvic area as a sticky white frothy substance.
Me and Mikaela had such good sex last night that there was some Cum Broth.
by Rionox January 1, 2023
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