fartable farter

someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart

by bread infection December 5, 2009

Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.

He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.

by July 4, 2017

Midnight farter

A person that farts in midnight.

SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!

by Shaka laka BOOM BOOM January 10, 2010

church farter

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.

son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.

by seriously123? November 2, 2010

Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

by theoriginalJF April 6, 2011

farter lafag

a typical albino ginger tard. generally enjoys borrowing from close acquaintances and never paying them back. someone who is on such a dry spell that he has become delusional and begins to make up stories to all of his friends but when they call bullshit he just laughs it off. also see- tiny dicked motherfucker.

"Hey man you owe me a sandwich"
"No i dont fuck you"
"Your such a fucking farter lafag"

by tammyr December 20, 2009

mystery farter

Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!

David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter

by Tim Carson June 18, 2008