1 definition by seriously123?

one who let's loose a silent but deadly in the house of god, nearly killing every single parishioner with in a 10 pew radius.
son: do i have to go to church? the church farter is in full effect.

father: sorry, that was me last time

son: o yea mom made cabbage.
by seriously123? November 2, 2010
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