A type of person who can neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to balance out the person's life.
I think I'm even steven. A car ran over my shoulder, but when I was in the hospital I met this luscious babe.
by SuppleMan3000 October 13, 2009
it is basicily the newer sland for eating dinner with family
like being fed by the older ones from either take out or a home cooked meal
like being fed by the older ones from either take out or a home cooked meal
by Infamous Austin July 6, 2009
Tween/teen Disney Channel original comedy series, airing from 1999-2003. Staring Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia, Transformers) as Louis Stevens & Christy Carlson-Romano (Kim Possible) as Ren Stevens.
The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.
The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.
Do you remember that episode of Even Stevens where The Twitty-Stevens Connection played a concert on the school roof?! It was hilarious.
by OldSchoolDCfan January 9, 2012
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."
"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."
"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."
"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 19, 2011
Someone who has a steady temperament without many highs or lows in general. They can stay calm cool and collected under times of excitement or stress. An alternative term for even-keeled.
by Su8LiMe1 October 25, 2017
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by Calculated Risk December 31, 2008