Cookie

A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid. Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.

Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from work before the street lights come on. He said he might be late because he had to brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!

by The one fitter January 08, 2012

cookies

a round delicious pastry that just makes your day...what else would it be?

She brought in some amazing cookies for the class and it made me happy.

by Feelmi Teach February 28, 2009

cookies

what some websites and internet explorer use to track your information across the internet.

Tools>internet options>delete cookies

by Mr Orange August 23, 2004

cookies

another term for weed to use around public without anyone knowin

Yo man I got some cookies we gone eat em all tonight!

by niggerbitch11234 February 22, 2011

cookie

A special "treat" you give to someone when they do something... For example actually shut up when you tell them to.

-Bob- Hey John!
-John- Well as I was saying when the meteor hit...
-Bob- Shut up damnit!
-John- ...
-Bob- Good boy, here's a cookie, now go screw yourself.

by Mr. Cookie September 24, 2007

cookies

a way to say sex when you want to tell your friend who got laid without getting tattled on by your younger sister or getting detention from your strict teacher.

inspired by a nigahiga skitzo video.

Girl 1: omg, Sarah had cookies with Ryan- again!
Girl 2: are you effin serious?
Little sister: *continues to watch Elmo*

by smileybabes October 18, 2010

cookie

reference to a vagina

Girl: "Last night George tried to eat my cookie".
Guy Friend: "Fuck you are such a square. Just let him munch your cookie already".

by sheila teacup July 03, 2006