by Ted monster March 7, 2015
When ownership is transferred from one who has lost an item, to one who has found an item. This item must be in a tree or other climbable area.
"I heard that you found a fur coat in a tree, and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine, and i'd like to give it back to him." "Sorry, climbers keepers."
by marsneedstowels November 15, 2009
(Noun) - A sexually-aggressive older woman (see "cougar and MILF"), now past the point of potential attractiveness/interest from her own potential conquests; usually identified by rail-thin body, over-exposing tight clothing, a cloud of expensive perfume (presumably to mask the odor of decay), tight facial skin that favors stretched plastic wrap, unblinking reptile-like eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by a Hollywood special-effects artist.
This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.
This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.
by GraysonoftheWood February 8, 2010
the friend who keeps track of all his drunk time traveling friends so as to tell them about it in the morning
by Idk Sir charles May 17, 2011
I asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! I wish I was a peach keeper.
by PeachKeeper November 13, 2016
by Kick Rocks MF December 11, 2018
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016