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Time Keeper 

Slang for a prostitute, escort or woman of the night
That girl is a time keeper

Dave was out with a time keeper last night not his girlfriend
Time Keeper by Theproblem November 18, 2022

Timekeeper cookie 

A fucking milf that can control time
I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie
Timekeeper cookie by Justatksimp August 27, 2021

Timekeeper Cookie 

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.
Timekeeper Cookie by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

Timekeeper 

Latin, Some1 who gets owned by Catmandoo
Catmandoo owns Timekeeper
Timekeeper by Adam April 10, 2005

Timekeeper 

A referee or clock stopper in a game, particularly soccer/football.
"The Timekeeper in this game is terrible!"
Timekeeper by Timekeeper September 6, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026