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the friend who keeps track of all his drunk time traveling friends so as to tell them about it in the morning

John stayed sober so he could be the time keeper for his party buddys.

time keeper by Idk Sir charles June 10, 2011

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Time Keeper

Slang for a prostitute, escort or woman of the night

That girl is a time keeper

Dave was out with a time keeper last night not his girlfriend

Time Keeper by Theproblem November 18, 2022

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Timekeeper • Timekeeper cookie • Time • time bomb • time travel • time machine • Time out • time traveling • Time Waster • time fuck

Timekeeper cookie

A fucking milf that can control time

I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie

Timekeeper cookie by Justatksimp August 27, 2021

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Timekeeper Cookie

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.

You’re such a timekeeper cookie!

Timekeeper Cookie by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

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Timekeeper

Latin, Some1 who gets owned by Catmandoo

Catmandoo owns Timekeeper

Timekeeper by Adam April 10, 2005

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Timekeeper

A referee or clock stopper in a game, particularly soccer/football.

"The Timekeeper in this game is terrible!"

Timekeeper by Timekeeper September 6, 2007

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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