Schlong

See penis, cock, wang, johnson
Whip out yer schlong and go to town...
by Anonymous November 2, 2002
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schlong

Nick Name for your penis
dude 1: My schlong is like 6 inches

Dude 2: Get fucked cunt its like 1 inch of fury
by MultiBitchslayer June 19, 2012
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schlong

penis, male genatalia etc
"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"
by Alex .? May 12, 2006
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Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."
Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!
by I ain't telling!!! December 22, 2015
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Schlong

A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears
Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.
by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008
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Schlonged

1. Got beaten badly. Commonly used word in politics!
2. Butt fucked
"When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly." -Donald Trump
by Good Samratarin November 1, 2020
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"TO GET BEAT BADLY, TO LOSE REALLY BADLY"
*HILARY CLINTON GOT SCHLONGED BY BARACK OBAMA IN THE 2008 ELECTION*
by Fearless Fraizer December 22, 2015
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