by NickCarr June 9, 2009
MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"
by juiceshake February 28, 2005
Besides boring and something which no longer lives among us, it also is the late, great, former singer of Black Metal group MAYHEM.
He was in the split album they did with Morbid Angel and a few other bootlegs and live albums.
Just before releasing their second album, Dead slashed his arms up and blew his brains out with a sawed off shotgun.
HellHammer (Mayhem's drummer) took broken skull pieces and made them into a necklace and Euronymous (Mayhem's late, great, former guitarist) took a bit of his brain, cooked it and ate it. Another interesting bit is that Euronymous took a picture of Dead after his suicide, un-tampered with. This picture was on the cover of a bootleg of mayhem featuring dead and current singer, Maniac (which was one of the first vocalists of Mayhem, even before dead anyways - he was the vocalist on Deathcrush).
To many (including myself), Dead is a metal God, he was Mayhem's best vocalist, and true kvltist of black metal. In tours he would cut himself with knives and throw rotten meat at the crowd and he died self inflicted and brutally.
Dead is gone, but in no way forgetten by Mayhem's fans.
Dead is a metal God to black metal as Chuck Shulinder is for Death Metal.
He was in the split album they did with Morbid Angel and a few other bootlegs and live albums.
Just before releasing their second album, Dead slashed his arms up and blew his brains out with a sawed off shotgun.
HellHammer (Mayhem's drummer) took broken skull pieces and made them into a necklace and Euronymous (Mayhem's late, great, former guitarist) took a bit of his brain, cooked it and ate it. Another interesting bit is that Euronymous took a picture of Dead after his suicide, un-tampered with. This picture was on the cover of a bootleg of mayhem featuring dead and current singer, Maniac (which was one of the first vocalists of Mayhem, even before dead anyways - he was the vocalist on Deathcrush).
To many (including myself), Dead is a metal God, he was Mayhem's best vocalist, and true kvltist of black metal. In tours he would cut himself with knives and throw rotten meat at the crowd and he died self inflicted and brutally.
Dead is gone, but in no way forgetten by Mayhem's fans.
Dead is a metal God to black metal as Chuck Shulinder is for Death Metal.
"Before the shows Dead used to bury his clothes
into the ground... He was a "corpse" on stage" - Hellhammer
into the ground... He was a "corpse" on stage" - Hellhammer
by Shenmoo April 24, 2004
Not living.
Severely lacking living processes, such as, but not limited to, breathing, beating heart, ect.
Severely lacking living processes, such as, but not limited to, breathing, beating heart, ect.
by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus June 28, 2004
having an appointment with Chuck Norris
by Lupi August 26, 2006
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by the truth September 17, 2004