2 definitions by juiceshake

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something that forgot how to wake up
MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"
by juiceshake February 28, 2005

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any generic homosexual man that looks strikingly similiar to Bruce Willis
Holy shit, pcgamer58 just stole my toonsluts magazine!
by juiceshake November 11, 2004

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