Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra

Oh my lord she is nothing but a big dirty clotted cream clart

by Yermasgash December 4, 2021

Pussy Clart Points

Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.

"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"

by Andross 1978 March 9, 2010

rarsta clarts

Dave Ives Church Worship Band

Dave ives band are propper rarsta clarts they are so cool

by Paul Shulver July 17, 2004

Clarted

Clapped and retarded

Yo have you seen Natalie Portman. She’s so clarted

by Peter bread 69 September 15, 2022

Clarted

When you get shit on. Commonly used in context of a video game.

That guy challenged me to a 1v1 and he got fucking clarted

by nosleepforyou November 23, 2021

Clarted

Getting fuck in the ass

Yo your girl got clarted fam

by JimmyDFuckboy September 8, 2021

clarted

when someone slapped you hard on the face

kiss or slap

slap

go on then

omg you clarted my jaw off

by iltass September 24, 2022