| 1. | Stirring Porridge | ||
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making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge! i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least! |
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| 2. | blue veined porridge gun | ||
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A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation... "You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"
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| 3. | Squidgyboon | ||
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Basically, it's lumpy jizz. Also known as "Love Porridge". That guy's got squidgyboons.
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| 4. | Welsh | ||
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People from Wales, a small country in the UK (of which England is the don). Welsh people are often accused of being 'sheep shaggers', which they vehemently deny, althought I say there's no smoke without fire. Welsh people populate the 'valleys', where they eat porridge and make love to the aforementioned fluffy animals. Welsh people tend to speak with a very weird but funny accent and the only thing more ridiculous than the comical value of their accents is their 'language', if you can even call it that. It's quite a fucked up lingo by anyone's standards and is akin to playing a voice recording backwards. Not too sure about them being as intelligent as other (biased) people have said they are on here, but from what I've seen they're second in the IQ stakes to pretty much everyone but the sheep they have sexual relations with (see Welsh Big Brother contestants along with your everyday Welsh person for examples of some of most dolt-like people in the world). Wales is also home to 'the only gay in the village' Daffyd Thomas. English Person: Glynn, do you want to come round to mine to hang out?
Sheep Shagger AKA Welsh Person: Do you have any porridge in? English Person: No, I don't consume that bland food in my house, go back to your own country and ask for some porridge with your weird lingo. Sheep Shagger AKA Welsh Person: Well then I'm sorry but I'll just stay home and get intimate with the sheep that I stole from the nearby non-bestiality farm. |
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| 5. | Ball & Oats | ||
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The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal. Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love." Wife: "I want a divorce." |
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| 6. | Love beans | ||
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The male ejaculate, the semen, the man-porridge, cum, spunk Lorraine Kelly is so sexy on Breakfast TV with that well spread cleavage... I had no choice but to tug the head off of my Old Man and spill my 'Love Beans' all over the carpet!
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| 7. | Porridge Chucker | ||
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The name that is also used to describe a man's personal dongle....or love truncheon. Man A: jeez, did you see Tom waving his porridge chucker about in the chaging rooms!!?
Man B: yeah, hope he washes that thing, god knows where it was or who it was in last night...... |
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