The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.
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Get the day-by-day calendar mug.Significant female in a male's life who organises so many "things to do" that the male has no control over his own social timing.
Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
by NaughtyJim October 28, 2010
Get the Carbon-based Calendar mug.Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010
Get the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event mug."Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
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by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008
Get the check his calendar mug.Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.
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"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"
"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."
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