Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.

by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022

day-by-day calendar

MOORPARK RESIDENTS ENJOY A COMMUNAL DUMP
actual newspaper headline

eat. spit. be happy.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

Carbon-based Calendar

Significant female in a male's life who organises so many "things to do" that the male has no control over his own social timing.

Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.

by NaughtyJim October 28, 2010

Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event

Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.

Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.

by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010

Calendar stress

The stress associated with too many scheduled events. The stress is experienced by the owner of the calendar, and indirectly by the family, significant other and friends. The person tends to become anxious prior to the events, complaining and worrying constantly, wondering if they will be prepared for the event, or even enjoy the event, when the day finally arrives.

I just looked at my calendar for the summer and I have calendar stress because I will only be home for 2 weekends.

by Already Stressed September 29, 2011

Calendar gouge

When an Airbnb host refuses to accept a booking request unless you extend it to fill a gap in their calendar

I tried to go on holiday, and I thought I found the perfect place until I tried to book it and the host turned around and tried to calendar gouge me.

by Airbnb hosts ruining airbnb May 14, 2025

college calendar

A calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months.

Guy: whoa, do you see her dude?
Girl: she would look so good in my college calendar

by diploblastic August 13, 2016