The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.
by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022
Get the Clear my Calendarmug. by discolemonade July 12, 2004
Get the day-by-day calendarmug. Significant female in a male's life who organises so many "things to do" that the male has no control over his own social timing.
Dave: Are you coming out for beers on Thursday?
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
Al: Not sure if I can. I'll check my carbon-based calendar tonight and get back to you tomorrow.
by NaughtyJim October 28, 2010
Get the Carbon-based Calendarmug. Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010
Get the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-eventmug. When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.
Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.
I guess you had a calendar lockout this year
I guess you had a calendar lockout this year
by Swagglord August 11, 2012
Get the Calendar Lockoutmug. "Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008
Get the check his calendarmug. Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.
by Beaten down software developer October 16, 2008
Get the Calendar divingmug.