A religious practice in which the practitioners follow various gods or goddesses, sometimes being singular (Korrui Monum), sometimes being multiple (Korrui Multipum), sometimes none at all (Korrui Atheum) and sometimes somewhere in between and practice a belief in taking care of one's self and others, usually noted to be seen wearing either a Büf or a Hüddi during the span of time between the holidays of Krampus and Luna Flame whenever in the presence of the opposite gender (The Focused Time).
by Da Dank Bitch December 12, 2020
Korrui Atheum (KOR-ROO-ee AY-thee-um) is the specific branch of Korrui that (though they may perform the practices of multiple) believes in no gods or goddesses.
Guy 1: Why does Beth cover her hair so much? Isn't she an Atheist?
Guy 2: No, Beth's Korrui Atheum. She'll be wearing her Büf around us until Luna Flame.
Guy 2: No, Beth's Korrui Atheum. She'll be wearing her Büf around us until Luna Flame.
by Da Dank Bitch December 12, 2020
Korrui Multipum (KOR-ROO-ee MUL-tee-PuM) is the specific branch of Korrui that (though they may believe in the existence of, or even perform the practices of multiple) follows only one polytheistic pantheon. Within Korrui Multipum one usually states the name of there preferred polytheistic pantheon (with the addition of "om" to the, and usually replacing an existing end) after the words "Korrui Multipum" (EXAMPLES: Korrui Multipum Asatrom, Korrui Multipum Hellenom, Korrui Multipum Kemetom, Korrui Multipum Religio Romanom, etc.)
by Da Dank Bitch December 12, 2020
Korrui Agnostium (KOR-ROO-ee AG-NAHS-tee-um) is the specific branch of Korrui that (though they can believe in the existence of, or even perform the practices of multiple) does not follow any gods or goddesses.
by Da Dank Bitch December 12, 2020
Korrui Monum (KOR-ROO-ee MAW-nuhm) is the specific branch of Korrui that (though they may also believe in the existence of, or even perform the practices of multiple) only follows one god or goddess. Within Korrui Monum one usually states the name of there preferred god or goddess (with the addition of "ian" to the end) after the words "Korrui Monum" (EXAMPLES: Korrui Monum Fafnirian, Korrui Monum Jehovahian, Korrui Monum Kahian, Korrui Monum Christian, etc.)
by Da Dank Bitch December 12, 2020
Korrui Pannum (KOR-ROO-ee PA-nem) is the specific branch of Korrui that (though they may not perform all the practices and usually do not fallow all, a few, or even a single) believes in the existence of all gods and goddesses.
History prof: no one believes that every god across the world is real-
Smart student: what about Korrui Pannum?
Smart student: what about Korrui Pannum?
by Da Dank Bitch December 12, 2020
The Vows are recited from the Büq o' Ksadowce by Korrui 13-year-olds during their Spanllas and are again recited by both bride and groom at a traditional Korrui wedding. Vows of Korrui are as follows:
"On my soul I vow
To never fight back until I or another have been stuck,
To do all within my power to keep every living thing out of pain's way,
To think of the wellbeing and not the comfort, of others before I think of myself at all times,
To never let pride keep me from gain,
To never steal,
To always repay all my debts owed once able,
To always respect every living thing as I respect myself,
To never treat any living thing as anymore or less than an equal,
To protect my chosen family,
To always choose the lesser of two evils,
To always trying too find the path of least harm,
To tell lies only when necessary in order too protect another living thing from death,
To never willingly choose to give up what I cannot bear to lose,
To never cry for things I had not fought to keep,
To never bring my own, my friends', or chosen family's downfall,
To never judge others,
To defend others from untrue accusations,
To be kind to all,
To be calm in the face of danger,
To be brave when I or others feel fear,
To be courageous in all I do,
To be honorable in the way I live and treat others."
"On my soul I vow
To never fight back until I or another have been stuck,
To do all within my power to keep every living thing out of pain's way,
To think of the wellbeing and not the comfort, of others before I think of myself at all times,
To never let pride keep me from gain,
To never steal,
To always repay all my debts owed once able,
To always respect every living thing as I respect myself,
To never treat any living thing as anymore or less than an equal,
To protect my chosen family,
To always choose the lesser of two evils,
To always trying too find the path of least harm,
To tell lies only when necessary in order too protect another living thing from death,
To never willingly choose to give up what I cannot bear to lose,
To never cry for things I had not fought to keep,
To never bring my own, my friends', or chosen family's downfall,
To never judge others,
To defend others from untrue accusations,
To be kind to all,
To be calm in the face of danger,
To be brave when I or others feel fear,
To be courageous in all I do,
To be honorable in the way I live and treat others."
by Reyna Jones December 22, 2020