avocado man

A name given to a total hunk who loves sex.

"He's such an avocado man"
"He can be my Mr avocado man"

by fjeogjreikog;veafmjio March 2, 2017

fresh avocado

a new item selling at the fast food restaurant 'del taco'

pronounced: "freesh ava-ca-dew"

vine by: gasoleen

"come to del taco, they've got a new thing called, fresha, fresh avocado! fresh avocado!"

by chantheflop April 1, 2016

Avocado Game

A friendly game between close peers where contestants compete to shove as many avocados as they can into their ass holes. It is said by many that this game results in many cases of intense anal gaping ability. For those who enjoy anal, this game suits them very well and is the ideal tactic for making "anal diameter gains."

"I played the avocado game with Logan and Parsa. Logan shoved 11 up his ass and Parsa shoved 11 too. I fuckin lost!"
"Sucks for you bro, I feel your pain."

by hinglingmaster August 2, 2014

avocado toast

when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)

literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it

ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry

ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.

MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry

by idtst April 20, 2018

avocado juice

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.

Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

Avocado Day

Avocado Day is celebrated every Friday in honor of National Avocado Day.

Kolly 2.0: Happy Avocado Day!
Loly: Yay! *Does the Canyon Dance”

by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 15, 2019

The Avocado man

He is in your house
He is in your bed

If your lucky he’s not inside your head.

YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

The avocado man is coming. If you hear the song sin city from behind your run for your life.

by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023