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A common Jewish name usually given to babies who are born with a Jewfro of considerable size. In several cases, Jews named Ari develop the power to control weather- this power is often used to close school so Aris can they can hit their girlfriend from the back until their supply of Jewmilk is scarce. It is a common belief that naming a child Ari destines them to become a crazed, money-hoarding Jew.
Ari's Jewfro, element #2045. The densest element known to man, with the unique properties of repelling airsoft pellets and attractive women.
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