12 definitions by Pebo the german hypocrite

avocado juice

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.

Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

alabama knot

when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.

I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

cat noodleing

cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Teachers gummy bears

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
ge
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

fapillater

a machine when hears the scream or crying of children starts to make fapping sounds in order to produce a tooth paste like substance.

hey did u get the fapillater?
no why
nothing just brang my niece here for a specific reason.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

clown trooper

clown troopers molest the enemy and use squirt guns filled with gasoline.They march in groups of 9 not 10 and they target civilian targets instead of the enemy.

civilian1: Hey look its the clown troopers
civilian2:CLOWN TROOPERS?!
(FIRING STARTS)

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018