"He's such an avocado man"
"He can be my Mr avocado man"
"He can be my Mr avocado man"
by fjeogjreikog;veafmjio March 2, 2017
He is in your house
He is in your bed
If your lucky he’s not inside your head.
YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE
He is in your bed
If your lucky he’s not inside your head.
YIIIIIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Creepy pizza March 7, 2023
by 69Daddypimp69 November 26, 2017
A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
by sheonatheshehulk December 1, 2017
person 1:hey who do we have next period?
person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah
person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah
by _-emma-_ October 10, 2019