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A dark place 

"A dark place" is a mysterious plane of existence only accessed by youtubers filming apology videos. Common symptoms of being in a "dark place" include grooming minors, getting into drama for clout, playing the victim and overall scumfuckery.

A person in a dark place might say the following:
"I didn't want to make this video"
"I'm sorry you feel that way"
"Hold up lemme get my pet in frame for pity points"
"When I was ten my goldfish died It's okay for me to kill people"
"I'm sorry I skinned all remaining Bengal Tigers alive in my latest video. I was in a dark place when I filmed that three days ago."
"If you want to buy the merch I'm wearing the link is in the description below"
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Placebo Syndrome 

The condition of being terminally unfunky. This occurs when when an individual attempts to ignore his funkentelechy.
Sir Nose D'Voidofunk epitomized the Placebo Syndrome. That is until Star Child hit him with the Bop Gun!
Placebo Syndrome by Mav March 16, 2004
The most common last name in India. It's like Smith over there.
My last name is Patel.
Patel by Neil Patel March 10, 2008

Mr Patel 

Mr Patel is not something one could simply describe.
For Mr Patel is simply a living legend.

Mr Patels can often be found in Maths classrooms, proclaiming that they are indeed an intellectual for referring to 'Maths' as 'Mathematics'.
One distinct feature within Mr Patels are their impeccable dedication in promoting their favourite piece of literary genius-- The Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book. Each lesson without fail he will never forget to promote this absolute masterpiece, but he will, however most likely forget your name; even though he was your teacher for an entire year! But I suppose that is what makes a Mr Patel--Mr Patel.

His shiny forehead glistens under the luminous artificial classroom lighting as he furrows his eyebrows with pure rage due to his students incapability to solve a simple Quadratic Formula.
The Classroom Whiteboard is something truly important to ALL Mr Patels, this is as it gives him the opportunity to escape the stupidity of his students and the strain of 'Mathematics', giving him an outlet to his more 'creative' side.
After expanding brackets, he changed the whiteboard pens from 'Red to green" etc.. with each given symbol. This calms Mr Patels. But do not worry, your Mr Patel will probably run away from you like mine did.
He is a 'proper lad' once you solve the equations.

{WARNING: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮-𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 }
{TIP: 𝘈𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘺𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴. }
Mustafa: "Wow fam, this class really is litty tonight fam."
Nate: "Nah Mandem. The teacher is a total Mr Patel Fam."
Mustafa: "What do you mean, blud?"
Nate: "Fam last night, yeah? He took me outside to the back alleys and tried to sell me the Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book!"
Mustafa: "Ah, fam that's not good, blud. I heard he's a proper 'gamer'!"
Mr Patel by KFC Hitler February 13, 2018

west university place 

a wealthy soccer mom neighborhood located in inner city houston close to rice university. also called "west university" or "west u." lots of yuppie families yielding a large number of children and teenagers. they have their own police force which makes its living busting underage drinkers or out of place minorities. a sweet ass place to live
Did you just see that Suburban run over that man?
Oh, probs just a mom from west university place, those bitches never see where they're going

kirtan patel 

a cool dude who is always smacked af. he's funny and mad smart
random nigga who's name Is Kirtan Patel
kirtan patel by Black Nigga November 9, 2013