Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.
by Cult mike December 25, 2016
Get the Plately mug.A term for going to the gym.
Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.
Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.
by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022
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by DrTechNic February 22, 2024
Get the Charger Plate mug.Being inebriated beyond the point of being able to eat. Word originated from people being so drunk they wanted to eat a honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich from Whataburger, but halfway through their meal, they passed out face first into their plate.
"you ever just been totally plated?"
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."
by GalacticDong October 8, 2018
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Get the Platee mug.A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
Get the Two plate disaster mug.When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
by boulderer February 13, 2024
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