3 definitions by Einstein9073
An error screen featuring a sad cartoon cow in Zynga's FarmVille on Facebook, informing you that FarmVille is down yet again.
Prima: Hey, can you harvest my blackberries for me? I'm gonna be late.
Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.
Prima: for FUCK'S sake.
Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.
Prima: for FUCK'S sake.
by Einstein9073 November 18, 2009
When a project manager distributes parts of a project to people who work on the project on their laptops and smart phones while they're sitting on the toilet.
Manager: Johnson! How did you manage to get this report done so fast?
Johnson: I've found a place where everyone has free time and turned it into productivity.
Johnson: I call it "poopsourcing".
Manager: Excuse me. I have to go burn this report.
Johnson: I've found a place where everyone has free time and turned it into productivity.
Johnson: I call it "poopsourcing".
Manager: Excuse me. I have to go burn this report.
by Einstein9073 February 10, 2012
Perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.
the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?
bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.
Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.
Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
by Einstein9073 January 8, 2013