Perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.
the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?
bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.
Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
When a project manager distributes parts of a project to people who work on the project on their laptops and smart phones while they're sitting on the toilet.
Manager: Johnson! How did you manage to get this report done so fast?
Johnson: I've found a place where everyone has free time and turned it into productivity.
Johnson: I call it "poopsourcing".
Manager: Excuse me. I have to go burn this report.
Prima: Hey, can you harvest my blackberries for me? I'm gonna be late.
Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.
Prima: for FUCK'S sake
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