Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

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Abe Flores

The Holy Grail of Mexican sex lore. It is said he has to be milked every 30-45 minutes just to keep his balls from growing too large. Women flock from all over the world to make love to his valuptuous cock, and no girl is ever left unsatisfied. Many consider his lengthy friend down below the eighth wonder of the world.

My girlfriend can't stop talking about Abe Flores, time to move on.

by SexGodO-Dog October 4, 2023

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Haruaki Abe

Haruaki Abe is the main character of A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School. He's a sadlittle pissbaby man who is scared of everything, but despite that, he knows when to pull through, being surprisingly tough.

Hatanaka: Do you know Haruaki Abe? I hear he's a new human teacher, but he's a big ol' pissbaby and has been hiding in the closet for two hours.
M: Ha, I've been hiding in a closet, too.

by Ultomato November 7, 2020

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