Christopher is a black gay male
"Christopher! You are the most gay person I know!"
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When you see a Christopher, you're heart could skip a beat. There is something about being in his presents that will make you want to meet. Christopher's have a smile that can make your heart skip a beat. If you dare look into his eye, it will knock you off your feet. Guys will be extremely jealous when he is around another girl they like, because a Christopher has a wicked sense of humor that will have you lagging all night. Guys fall in love with the personality of a Christopher. Christopher knows many people from all walks of life. He will share his live and time with the peoe who do him rite. Don't be mistaken by that gorgeous smile. If you angry him , he will do things out of spite. A Christopher know just the words to crush a single soul, he can give it but not take it. A Christopher wants to be loved and liked by all. A Christopher has deep secrets that you would never knew exist. If he share one with you. Know that you may be at risk. A chistopher w can find pleasure in mess with your brain. That's only if you are easily astray. He is honest with some truths, he will do things for shits and giggles when he is alone. Gaslights his boys who are confused and doesn't know. A Christopher only stays where he feels needed, will disappear if he is not appropriated. Those he loved will always hold a place some where in his huge heart. He never forget a face. Christopher have strong sexapeal, girl melt with the just one brush of his feel.
Girl1:_"Where did your date go?"
Girl2:_" I wish I knew, he was here one minute

laughing." The next he went "Christopher "on

One minute he there the next he is gone pops up out of nowhere. ( Then pulls a Christopher) he is gone
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Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.
Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."
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a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze

also a simp

also ranked #1 as most common gay name
Christopher: "yoo i aced last night"
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ur a basic white bitch who belongs to the hillz. u have blond hair and blue eyes and had a glow up in 7t grade (jk)
Christopher also known as the bitch of the hillz
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If your meet a Christopher they will be very loyal and give you the biggest smile. they might get hot headed a lot when you mess with him or his friends. He might be stubborn you will always see his nose stuck in a book. He loves his family and friends with all his heart he will never let you down when he makes his promise. He'll probably look mean but give him a talk he might even wright his number on a gum wrapper. If I missed anything just comment😉
Christopher is really the man for me.
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