Consisting of many twitter accounts who stalk 5 homosexuals 24/7, never sleep, and are proud of every single thing they do. They know what's up with those 5 homos before they even know it themselves. Watch out but they have skills. They should replace the FBI. Best update accounts : @1DUpallnightx_ & @1DStalking & @1DWhereAbouts & @1DWorldUpdate :)
" Zayn and Niall are at the gates at the studios, and Niall just dropped a lighter. #Confirmed "
" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "
" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "
" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "
" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
" Our insider just met Harry, he said that he is single. "
" We don't follow back, we have to keep our timeline clear for just updates. "
" Niall is in his apartment, Louis is at the Olympics, Zayn and Louis are not seemed to be spotted anywhere. "
" For the millionth time, we are a 1D Updates accounts we do NOT follow back. "
" Liam was seen in London just 2 minutes ago #Unconfirmed "
by Niall'sMofo August 7, 2012
The deeply unproductive period of time you spend waiting on your favorite websites to update, refreshing periodically and putting off any real work until you've had your fix.
by AdamZodiac August 23, 2010
Related to Intoxifacebookated.
Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
Utilizing the mobile GPS "check in" feature of Facebook while at Whataburger between the hours of midnight and 4am. The performer of the Whatastatus Update is generally intoxicated and enjoying Whataburger's 11pm-11am breakfast service.
**Leaving the bar**
Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"
Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."
Wade: "Let's hit up Whataburger for some breakfast taquitos!"
Sam: "Awesome idea! Post a Whatastatus Update when we get there... maybe the girls will join us."
by Crumdog Millionaire February 12, 2011
by BaconBlue February 20, 2023
The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.
by Neesied69 June 6, 2013
The very first ancestor. 70000 years of age. He was never a focal point in his life. He was simply a measly bystander. He struggles to cope with modern life. Think of him like captain America when he got freed from the ice. He lacks common sense and looks like a T-Rex.
by Car24 January 27, 2022
When you record a video blog of yourself, giving updates about your life for everyone you know to watch on facebook. You can communicate big events that a status update won't cover the details of (such as car crashes, failed romances, new kittens, etc), and it's more exciting than writing a note.
Wallner: Did you watch Anna's latest video update?
Dunder: Yeah! It was so interesting, and her hair looks great!
Wallner: I never miss an update!
Dunder: Yeah! It was so interesting, and her hair looks great!
Wallner: I never miss an update!
by banannas123 July 16, 2009