shatus update

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

by spumoni April 23, 2010

tantrum update

A current angry outburst published by an individual on a leading social networking web site

If you wanna know about her divorce, read her tantrum update on Twitter today!

by timlight January 29, 2010

Clitoris Update

The act of updating one's clitoris, and can be measured by one's ability to hunt or gather.

"Wow Reigen's really got that clitoris update, version 4.0"
"uhhe hah h h *emoji*"

by clitoriswhore August 14, 2019

Update drowning

Update drowning occurs when a game developer(s) add useless updates to their game or that make the experience more laborious than fun

Hey bro, why don't you play gta online anymore?

Oh, they started update drowning it.

by KentuckyFriedHumans February 19, 2021

snapchat update

the stupidest most disappointing and annoying thing known to man kind

Julie-“hey did you hear about the new snapchat update?”
James-“Yeah, it’s literally so stupid.”
Jack-“Yeah, I wish we could have the old snapchat back.” :(((

by LoveChipotle157 February 7, 2018

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

Doing updates

Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.

Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.

What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.

You busy? Yeah, doing updates.

by Mappyl November 4, 2013