An STD,V.D.,A disese transmitted through sexual contact w/an infected partner.Symptoms include:Yellowish discharge,extreme burning upon urination,swelling of the labia majora.
Rosco knew da bits'HO'been Fuggin round and gots da sheet from he pappy. Whitey said: V.D.is nothing to CLAP about.
by Drs; Ben Dover and Dr.Tai Sheweee. September 3, 2003
by McThiccyDiccyRiccy February 7, 2019
Someone who is acting stupid
The same as saying they're stupid or they're a eejit
I think it's irish slang but it could be an anglo thing
The same as saying they're stupid or they're a eejit
I think it's irish slang but it could be an anglo thing
John: Did you hear what Emma did yesterday, she was such a idiot
Sam: She's absolutely clapped man
or
someone to you if you've acted the fool
John: Are you clapped?
Sam: She's absolutely clapped man
or
someone to you if you've acted the fool
John: Are you clapped?
by polarbearpajamas April 4, 2020
by pantyshotlover69 October 26, 2019
by Ralph Cifaretto November 15, 2020
The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.
Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"
by ronious February 13, 2009
by KDMG March 7, 2008