Tatty pipe

Is it tatty pipe time again. Cork it with a tatty pipe.

by Safetyinmind December 20, 2006

tatty water

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

by jadio u no August 15, 2003

Big old flat and saggy breasts that flap against the torso of elderly women.

Man, did you see john's mom?!?! She had some big ole flappy tatties. Looked like two flounder fighting for scraps under her shirt!

by Electricmike September 13, 2011

"Christ, I need to get rid of my tattie water... all over her face!"

by bigwillsy November 23, 2008

A woman who was previously fat but has lost weight but still has big tits

Guy1: Jane has lost loads of weight but look at those fatty tatties

by AcidTsunami December 1, 2009

A common name for prebuscent ejaculate, before the testies have begun to preduce sperm.

what do you mean shag her, you're only shooting tatty water!

by mellowman April 16, 2008

i was walking along quite the tattie, and then a bird shat on me

by hopewood January 21, 2019