18 definitions by jadio u no

Top Definition
A Hollywood piece of mind-fucking to make men feel inadequate.
I achieved multiple orgasm, but had an aching wrist afterwards.
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
A place to keep the crown jewels. Although a little wrinkly. Bill and Ben's place of rest.
I like to empty my ball sack regularly. A roll of "Charmin" recommended.
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.
That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
They can either keep mud off your car, or envelope your knob.
What's the difference between Mud Men & Mud Women. Mud Flaps!
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
Not very good. A poor match. A bit like Dale Winton being on televsion.
Supermaket Sweep is Piss Poor.
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
An uncomfortable ailment for anyone who has accessed this word. Result of sitting on cold concrete, child-birth or anal perversions.
I took a dump and my piles fell out. It looks like an open bullet-wound.
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
A popular character in VIZ who would have made great entries to this site. "Yark, Yark, Thora Hurd"
Hi, I'm Terry Fuck Wit. Otherwise known as Tony Blair.
by jadio u no August 14, 2003

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