A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.
My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.
by Arnie Grape June 17, 2021
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A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.
yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards
by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016
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A group if people that slurp you so good that they are professionals. This can be anywhere, anytime, any place.
I met up with some slurpers yeasterday, ive never felt so good in my life
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A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.
John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
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A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"
by Granny Graves November 30, 2022
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A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"
by Granny Graves November 30, 2022
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