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where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth
Bethany why are you fl-“

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by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
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A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.
John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
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