poncey southern git 

A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.

Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.

poncey southern git by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010

Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

Pounded like a rented gerbil by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

pumpkin pounder 

1. A male or female who prefers the sexual company of redheaded, pasty skinned partners over all others.
2. A person who seeks out gingers in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse.

Josh: "Dude, Art is always going after those redheads."
Joe: "Yea he is a real pumpkin pounder!"

pumpkin pounder by Breacher_Man April 17, 2014

Pounder talk 

Ridiculous nonsense spoken by another

I hear what you’re saying - but that’s pounder talk.

Pounder talk by Chris Hopz January 3, 2020

get pounded 

to get intensly, rigorously fucked without mercy

Dude, the way your mom is walking up the stairs, she must have gotten pounded last night.

get pounded by Stee April 30, 2003

shit hole pounder 

Someone who has anal sex. Someone who fucks asses

You like anal you shit hole pounder. I just shit hole pounded that bitch! You fag you just got your shit hole pounded on.

shit hole pounder by diggitty March 4, 2011

sow pounder 

one who has sex with many overweight people.

Drew had sex with another fat girl for a total of 9 fat girls this semester. He is a sow pounder.

sow pounder by Saintster February 13, 2007