Pilf

poon i'd like to fuck

Ex:"man, did you see that girl? She was fine as hell! What a pilf!

by Brady Gabe Josiah Bryan January 01, 2009

Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

by Sean March 28, 2004

PILF

Papa I'd like to fuck

Holy smokes, were you over at Sally's yesterday? Man she has got one hell of a PILF for a father!!

by fu sha sha October 16, 2008

PILF

PILF: (n) Acronym referring to a "Philosopher I'd like to fuck."

Usage:

Me: Dude, Wittgenstein is a total PILF!
also Me: Yeah, good thing reading Wittgenstein is a total mind-fuck.

by causasuigeneris May 12, 2013

PILF

Palin I'd Like to Fuck. References the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate, who happens to also be a MILF.

Man, dude, that Sarah Palin is such a PILF.

by Jeff Kelley October 18, 2008

PILF

Pedophile I'd like to fuck

Look! that man in that van is definately a PILF!

by ilusion80 October 21, 2010

PILF

Potential id like to fuck

There's potential there, definate PILF!

by splint0r July 05, 2009