PILF

There's potential there, definate PILF!

PILF by splint0r July 5, 2009

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pilf

polly pocket princess i'd like to fuck
- a short and cute girl with whom you would like to engage in sexual relations

that midget in the bikini is hot, i think she's a pilf.

pilf by J. Powell April 19, 2006

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Have you been down the WI today? Blimey! Have I?! There's loads of Pilf!

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refers to a patient in which one would like to encounter, specifically, in a sexual manner.

"Dude, did you see Dr. Jones' patient? I would love to conduct a physical assessment on her. She's a total PILF."

PILF by ChrisD. December 16, 2007

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Pops I'd like to fuck

also see Gilf ( Grandad i'd like to......) to describe those grand parents of superior hotness.

"your grandads a gilf"
"I call him Pops"
"well then he's a Pilf"

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Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.

PILF by Khaytsus October 18, 2008

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pilf by Justin January 18, 2009

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