splint0r's definitions

Essexisise

To take something and morph it into something very essex, that cannot be accepted amongst normal cultures.

Burberry was once a premium brand until it go Essexisised!

by splint0r January 21, 2009

Leeroy

A cocktail of mdma and ketamine.

Person 1: Fancy snorting this leeroy mate? Person 2: What's in it though? Person 1: md & ket. Person 2: Sure thing!

by splint0r January 3, 2011

mandation

Application of make up, as in foundation onto the face of a man. Similar to 'guyliner', being eye liner for men.

My complexion isn't looking so good right now, I need to even out the flaws with some mandation.

by splint0r July 23, 2012

spangulous

Looking absolutely fabulous whilst spangled.

She looked absolutely spangulous raving last night!

by splint0r November 18, 2009

Essexination

An assassination performed in Essex.

Yo bruv did ya here dat Gary McDaveDave got essexinated last night? We are a county of essexination bruv.

by splint0r January 23, 2009

PILF

Potential id like to fuck

There's potential there, definate PILF!

by splint0r July 5, 2009

FILF

Fatty id like to fuck.

I'd totally do that oversized filf.

by splint0r July 5, 2009