guy 1: i'm pansexual.
guy 2: oh, so you have sex with things resembling humans like the mythological "Pan" right.
guy 1: ya. pretty much. but i'm not gay.
guy 2: oh, so you have sex with things resembling humans like the mythological "Pan" right.
guy 1: ya. pretty much. but i'm not gay.
by dddrycereal December 8, 2007
P.S. Someone who has sex with dogs. P.P.S. Or Janet Reno. P.P.P.S. Or someone who's had a lot of Jose Cuervo and decides that the chihuahua next door is lookin' mighty good.
The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.
The overindulgence of alcoholic beverages that causes someone to stick their hand into a zebra.
Use of machinery to construct robotic dogs that are utilized in sexual play.
Someone who is attracted to oriental people with the name "Pan."
Someone who is attracted to Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life)
Someone who is bisexual but too much of a hipster to call themselves such.
Someone who is gay and thinks that saying their gay reveals too much so they say they are pansexual when in reality they are just attracted to a person's personality or animals, preferably dogs, or someone who is strongly attracted to pans.
Guy 1: Hey man I thought you were gay!
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.
Guy 2: No man, I'm pansexual.
Guy 1: Well doesn't that just mean that you're too afraid to say you're gay but not too scared to put your hand in a zebra.
Guy 2: Oh ya, that's not gay at all.
by Amanda & Erika December 12, 2007
by thiccmemedaddy April 1, 2018
People that fuck everything and anything, including children, animals and objects. "Reclaimed" to mean "attraction regardless of gender" which comes from bi- and transphobic beliefs.
Person A: i'm pansexual because I don't care about gender! I only like personality, unlike bisexuals!
Person B: That's biphobic, because bisexuals, lesbians and gays are attracted to personality, too---
Person A: UM NOOO! ONLY PANSEXUALS!
Person B: So, are you saying every other sexuality is so shallow that they only care about what's in someone's pants?
Person B: That's biphobic, because bisexuals, lesbians and gays are attracted to personality, too---
Person A: UM NOOO! ONLY PANSEXUALS!
Person B: So, are you saying every other sexuality is so shallow that they only care about what's in someone's pants?
by bisexy January 20, 2022
Pansexuality is some made-up BS that people need to use to feel special because bisexual simply isn't enough.
This is most commonly used upon those who believe there are 245,740,545,076 or so genders.
In reality, "pansexual" is just a fancy name for bisexual.
This is most commonly used upon those who believe there are 245,740,545,076 or so genders.
In reality, "pansexual" is just a fancy name for bisexual.
Alexa: I'm pansexual!
Jared: What's that mean?
Alexa: It means I love ALL genders!
Jared: All.. 2 genders?
Alexa: No, there's more! Like stargender, omnigender, treegender-
Jared: None of those exist.
Alexa: *disgusted, blocking Jared on every kind of social media as we speak*
Jared: What's that mean?
Alexa: It means I love ALL genders!
Jared: All.. 2 genders?
Alexa: No, there's more! Like stargender, omnigender, treegender-
Jared: None of those exist.
Alexa: *disgusted, blocking Jared on every kind of social media as we speak*
by cicadamayonnaise June 30, 2018
Seeking a regular guy...or girl! (not really) for a long term relationship...or fling! (not really)
I'm such a pansexual, haha.
Athletes preferred.
I'm such a pansexual, haha.
Athletes preferred.
by TheGoyWonder February 7, 2016
1. Someone who will try to fuck each and every man, woman , child , and German Sheppard they lay their perverted eyes on; a super mega whore. 2. Someone who wants to fuck various items of cookware including but not limited to a frying pan or Asian wok.
1. I heard John is a pansexual - he was caught having an orgy with a woman, her boyfriend, and the dog last night. 2. Kevin gets an erection every time he enters the kitchen. He must be Pansexual.
by Buttfuckme July 25, 2019