Balls Alarm

The act of being woken up by your dog jumping up onto your bed and sticking his paw right on your ball sack. Usually results in you waking up earlier than you wanted to and in a lot of pain.

-I was trying to sleep in on Sunday morning until my dog gave me a balls alarm.

by AdvancedGentleman November 20, 2009

alarm clock

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

by Rob May 11, 2004

Lagasse alarm

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.

The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

lame-alarm

to sound the lame-alarm is to alert those around you of something lame happening at that moment, especially in the case of bad jokes/puns. Usually said so it sounds like a foghorn.

"This is so... punny!!!"
"omg, lame-alarm!"

by Laurel Chaisson June 22, 2006

alarm clock

When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.

I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.

by throbson October 6, 2006

Cum Alarm

Whilst your girlfriend is sleeping, you masterbate and just before cumming, you wake her up and cum in her face. Hence, waking her up with a 'Cum Alarm'

I woke up Kylie with the 'Cum Alarm;.

by Gergos September 24, 2011

Bone Alarm

Morning wood, morning glory, bit of a stiffy in the morning.

Holey moley vik, I woke up to a raging bone alarm.

by mjmjmjmjmjmj November 10, 2011