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1.
A horn that is sounded in the fog
it is really foggy thank god for that foghorn
by Rhet Ribution May 04, 2009
 
2.
When receiving a blowjob, laying down, and about to reach climax, the male farts in the females face, to warn her of the incoming load.
Male: Mmm... Baby, I think I'm gonna... *FART!!!!*
Female: *after removing the penis from her mouth* EWW!!! You just gave me the fog horn!!!
by Mass Special October 04, 2008
 
3.
1.When a man blindfolds a chick, tucks his wang behind his legs and backs up into a BJ. After insertion he proceeds to rip ass on her nose.

2. A 3 step process.
(Step 1) The Preparation.
- the man blindfolds the female. This completing the "FOG".
(Step 2) The Entry. (also called "the Forklift")
- the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**
(Step 3) The Prestige.
- After the penis enters the mouth the man's asscrack should line up perfectly with her nose, and proceed to rip a clean one. Thus completeing the "HORN".

One must master the art of the forklift before he even attempts the art of the Foghorn.

See Forklift
I once gave a homeless chick a foghorn to wake her up for the bus.

I missed the forklift and screwed that foghorn up.

Nailed the forklift, sounded the foghorn, and damn it was good.
by Bananacognac April 26, 2007
 
4.
Multiple girations of the hips targeting directly at the head of a unsuspecting hippy and or victim.
I attempted a overdose....It didn`t work i just got realllly f u c k e d up. I did end up foghorning a hippy to death though
by Devin Delaney December 22, 2006
 
5.
(1)-Distorted Voice
(2)-Person whos likes to be heard. Plays to the audience usually when supervisors are in ear shot.
(3)- Is aroused sexually when in the company of supervisors, ass kisser.
Distorted voice is the result of been stuck up the supervisors ass, large cavernious area. Nosie energy tends to rebound off internal walls thus resulting in the distorted fog horn sound
by Charrington July 02, 2009
 
6.
a bad shot made by a golfer stoned out of his mind
yo nice foghorn jimmy chipwood
by hair nick October 20, 2003
 
7.
When giving it to some chick (or man, if you swing that way) in the ass, and the recipient of the cock farts while the cock is still penetrating the anal cavity.
"Dude! She wanted it anal last night and I gave it to her, but right before I blew my load, she gave me a fog horn."
by wetback bro March 25, 2010