by Scriney93 November 7, 2010
by Jerzley July 31, 2006
An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.
Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
by Bongo Boye November 29, 2018
Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.
by OFTKW March 4, 2019
by Studentwatchesporn December 11, 2021
Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.
by PhookingGenius August 11, 2017