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Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”
by Studentwatchesporn December 11, 2021
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Shank

To proceed to shit and wank at the same time. Busting a nut at the moment the shit leaves ur ass
Oi gaffa how was ur shank?
Amazing mate I busted right on time
by Studentwatchesporn March 16, 2022
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