6 definitions by rainbow_shitshow

Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans

"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"

by rainbow_shitshow August 24, 2018

My girl isn't ready for sex yet, but she's always down for a baja blasting.

by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023

Guiseppi's girlfriend stopped stroking him right before he came, so it just leaked out. He was hella upsettio spaghettio.

by rainbow_shitshow April 24, 2023

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.

Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.

Any threeway activity involving yourself + 2 people from ireland.

I had a Hot McDouble on vacation to Dublin last week!

by rainbow_shitshow April 21, 2023