Probably the smartest, cutest, and most successful boys around.
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
Questions to ask yourself if you're not sure you're a Jewish boy:
1) Was I worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) Do I call people dicks or schmucks
3) Do I have an obsession with Asian Girls?
4) Am I an Ivy-Leaguer?
5) If I am not an Ivy-Leaguer, do I go to Brandeis, Tufts, NYU or GWU?
6) Do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) Am I more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) Does Christmas piss me off?
Girl 1: "I heard Jewish boys have the biggest dicks."
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
Girl 2: "Ya heard right!"
Asian girl 1: "I'd just love to date a cute Jewish boy!"
Asian girl 2: "Join the club."
Goy: "Yo, if it's passover, how are you gonna turn up?"
Jewish Boy: "PASS THE FUCKING MANISCHEWITZ
by broliaschiller December 11, 2014
by Doc Sigma April 26, 2006
A holiday celebrated by Jews. notably Passover (Pesah), Hanukkah, Purim, Yom Kippur, and Rosh Hashanah. all but two can be broken down to "There were bad guys, we beat em, lets eat!" ;)
by Shwaggy November 14, 2003
The practice of buying a product one needs only for a short time, using it, then returning it for a refund.
'Every year for the Super Bowl my buddy buys a big-screen TV and returns it once the game's over.'
'Oh yeah, we call that a "Jewish rental".'
'Oh yeah, we call that a "Jewish rental".'
by AvengingRedHand January 8, 2014
by The South Ass February 16, 2017
A blowjob
by Rufeelingitnowmrkrabs March 23, 2017
A guy that loves his Jewish girls
He loves to make Jewish girls horny and make them constantly wank over him cause he knows they have no control over him
He loves to make Jewish girls horny and make them constantly wank over him cause he knows they have no control over him
Kyle:
I love me some Jewish girls
Every Jewish girl he has gone out with:
Yeah we know and we love you too, you are such a Jewish lover
I love me some Jewish girls
Every Jewish girl he has gone out with:
Yeah we know and we love you too, you are such a Jewish lover
by Savagemylads July 25, 2019