Gremlin 

To be extremely ugly. To have more than 1 row of teeth. To have breath that will make onions cry. To be incredibly bad at offensive lineman in the sport of American Football. To write phone numbers on your own arm, claiming to "bag bitches" and the numbers are your own and your mothers. A person that should not even be allowed to attend a game of football.

Wow, that kid is such a gremlin.
A: Whats that smell? B: Oh that Gremlin just breathed again.

Gremlin by a WR November 3, 2010

Gremlin 

Danny Knight

Ahh!!..look theres Gremlin!!

Gremlin by Jessa December 1, 2003

Gremlin 

A SOCOM Player and Free Agent. 13 Year Old Male from PA. He owns all.
Gremlin > SOCOMBATTLES

You were killed by Gremlin with an AKS-74

Gremlin by Gremlin July 14, 2003

Gremlin 

Magic Mushrooms

The Gremlins are in season after that massive rainstorm washed across the cow pasture.

Gremlin by Little Imp 420 November 11, 2010

Gremlin 

A big black penis

Girl 1:"I really want a gremlin inside of me'
Girl 2:" yeah, me too"

Gremlin by Anonymous074 July 17, 2014

Gremlin 

Rare unknown species that survived the asteroid that killed all of it's kind.

Characteristics of a Gremlin
-Bad Breath
-Crunchy Skin
-Long Necks
-Holey Shirts
-Nigger Naps

"Hey Sincere do you see that guy over there? Yeah he's just a gremlin I used to like yikes.."

Gremlin by Trixie Belli June 12, 2018

Gremlin 

Their hobby is misleading and shaming people. They start stalking and digging through your trash to look for anything embarrassing you might have thrown away. Sometimes they even try to directly provoke you, because they think it’s funny if they get a reaction out of you.

You might try to speak with them and explain that they have the wrong idea about you. You might try to explain that you’ve changed over the years or explain that your old messages only look bad because they don’t have the necessary context. However, when you try to do this, they’ll just laugh at you.

You see, they don’t care at all about getting to know the real you. They want to maintain their twisted perception of you because they’re having so much fun ridiculing and sharing this image of you that exists in their minds. You might try to prove that they’re wrong about you by remaining on your best behavior for as long as possible… but it won’t help.

Over time, you're going to develop a lot of resentment towards the gremlins. Your old personality will melt away and be replaced with an angry and bitter attitude.

Gremlin by MagicTrombone November 13, 2018