To go down on a chick only to discover she has just had her period all over your mouth.
End effect looks as though you've just eaten a bowl of spaghetti sauce.
End effect looks as though you've just eaten a bowl of spaghetti sauce.
by SiniStar! February 9, 2005
A Chelsea Grin (also known as a Chelsea Smile or a Glasgow Grin) is an act popular among British gangs which involves making a cut from the side of someones mouth all the way up to their ear. Due to the cut, it appears as if the victim is smiling. Thought to have originated from Glaswegian criminals but became popular among British football hooligan firms, in particular the Chelsea Headhunters.
Dennis: Let's give this cunt a Chelsea Grin!
Darren: Yeah alright, we can use the knife my mother got me for my birthday.
Cunt: Please, no, not the Chelsea Grin, anything but the notorious Chelsea Grin!
Darren: Yeah alright, we can use the knife my mother got me for my birthday.
Cunt: Please, no, not the Chelsea Grin, anything but the notorious Chelsea Grin!
by badboyCHANCE October 30, 2012
She has a big doofus grin
by Billy2156 June 12, 2020
by Im in your head boi March 7, 2018
The facial expression of satisfaction and relief displayed when you dig up in your old booty hole and scratch that wicked itch.
We knew Don was diggin’ his hemorrhoids cause his arm was round his back and he had that pickin’ grin.
by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
an overly large, or irritatingly smug smile, showing an excessive pride in oneself or one's achievements
by DTinLA April 20, 2011
Hiigaferb: "Listening to sonnet of the wretched, by chelsea grin, makes me cum blood."
bob "EW SAMEE AJWEANWUAREBEC"
bob "EW SAMEE AJWEANWUAREBEC"
by poopscoop12 November 12, 2010