It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds
by doyle February 12, 2004
A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.
by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005
Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.
by xAndy August 14, 2007
by mr. mr. 2121 February 11, 2009
by Taylor Robbins October 7, 2009
"That girl is fine but damn... Her flesh drapes are and inch long and they're flapping in the wind!"
by Jay cutler July 17, 2014
The female teabag: When a girl squats over someone and puts her cunt lips right over your face.
Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.
Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.
Doesn't happen very often, only the nastiest chicks will face drape, and its always better if their snatch is hairy and rank like tuna.
Will also happen in video games after a chick frags you, and to add insult face drapes your dead body, as in Call of Duty.
by WSIX January 16, 2011