Crispy

A word used by douchebags to describe something that has nothing to do with actually crisping or deep frying food.

Check out this bud dude, its crispy as fuck.

by crispygraves08 October 10, 2009

Crispy

a term parallel to the word 'sweet' used when something is exciting, lucky, or cool.

Girl: Whoa I really like Emoe's hair. Girl's Friend: Yeaaaah.. its pretty crispy

by Marieezy December 24, 2008

Crispy

Another word for salty, used to people who are acting annoying and autistic.

Yo this guy is acting Crispy as fuck.

by FuckBoi12 July 14, 2015

Crispy

Something creepy or sketchy that happens when you are high.

That was so crispy when we saw those cops turn their lights on when we tried to hit the bowl.

by Budd Smoker February 10, 2009

crispies

Chunks of dried, white, gunk usually found in the corner peoples' eyesockets after sleeping.

Eugene is nice, but his crispies are straight out of control.

by Greg B. November 3, 2006

Crispy

90s Glaswegian slang for homosexual. poofter poof knob-jockeybuftyarse-bandit.

You wannae what? F*ck off you crispy motherf*cker!!!!

by Gargle the buckey April 25, 2020

Crispy

Something ugly, dumb, or gross.

Virginia's mom be crispy.

by Crispycrisp October 9, 2016