Blog

Sensationalized minutia.

Uhuh? really? you don't say. Hey you know what? I'd really love to continue reading this blog but, I too, have ridden a bus before and know that George Bush is three monkeys in a man suit. Really? You like Tuna fish and Pink Floyd? I really have to..ok I get it, your boss is a jag, I'm really not..your favorite song..riveting...hey I think I left some of my attention in the car, I'll be right back!
*running*
*starts car*
*peels away*

by Lig Na Baste January 14, 2008

blogs

plural of the popular internet word blog.

See the definition of blog for an explaination.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

blogging

the act of making a blog, or web log
see also blog

we be blogging today!

by matao June 20, 2003

blog it

Quick and easy way of verbally owning emo kids, whiny bitches and/or just about anyone who complains so much, they make you want to choke a small animal then shove it down their throats. Can be used for all degrees of whining and in conjunction with other anti-emo send-offs like "cry more", "\cry" and "don't cry, emo kid".

Emo kid: "People just don't get the pain I've been through since my 14 year old girlfriend dumped me. The world sucks, my soul is crushed and I can't go on-"
Victim of whining: "Fucking blog it, you emo fag!"

Kid 1: "Man, this class sucks."
Kid 2: "Blog it!"

by Lord CrutchCricket May 08, 2006

blogged

a hot, quick fuck, especially at a club or party.

So you blogged that bitch in the parking lot, eh Captain?

by MajorHoople April 06, 2006

blog it

Blog is short for "web log" a popular way to journal your life online for everyone to read.

When you're with someone and something blog-worthy happens, then you say "Blog It" to them. It is a suggestion for the other person to note the incident in their blog.

Neil: "I can't believe that just happened."

Chad: "Dude, you have to Blog It."

by Zilla December 14, 2004

Blog

An archaic form of web communication. Long replaced by the YouTube video blogs and twitter. Still preferred by individuals who are too ugly for video blogs and two wordy to condense their overblown thoughts and experiences into 140 characters.

Me: Hi Bob, I heard you went on a date. Was she cute?
Bob: She wasn't so much cute. More like blog cute.
Me: Mother of god. I'm so so sorry.

by Mr Oats November 27, 2012