Blogan

A Blow Job given by a high school girl to a college guy.

Hey man I heard Baker got a blogan from a high school girl at the party last night.

by Sethamphetamine Bergler July 28, 2011

Blogan

A blow job from Hulk Hogan.

Yo,I went out last night with hulk,and got a blogan

by Phil D, July 17, 2008

Blogan

A bogan whose name is Logan

Blogan came up to me at school and asked me for some "cummies in his tummy". Fucken weirdo.

by Mo3 L3st3r May 11, 2022

Blogan

Citizen of Blogville. One who blogs for a living.

Rachel is such a blogan...she writes every morning.

by Brian Graham March 14, 2008

bloganism

Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.

So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.

by m0r1arty March 5, 2012

blogan

A bogan who blogs.

Combination of blog and bogan.

Typically blogans, on top of being ignorant fucktards, also voice their opinions very freely and get much too much airtime and attention just because they ignorantly (or intentionally) stir the pot with their bullshit.

Andrew Bolt and Miranda Devine are two examples of well known Australian blogans.

"Andrew Bolt is such a fucking blogan!"

"Miranda Devine is a bigger fucking blogan than that fucking ignorant blogan fucktard Andrew Bolt"

"One day blogans will be hauled before a court for their crimes against humanity, making people thing global warming is not real, and hence skewing public opinion towards inaction."

by tavatimsa January 27, 2012

blogan

While sitting having nice steamy steamy poop, a girl or partner comes along and gives you a blowjob

Man-Baby i need a blow job but I also need a poop
Girl- oh well in that case il give you a blogan

by keegs26 May 14, 2013