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USB porn 

1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.
"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."

"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."

"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."

USB Nubbin 

A nubbin is a 120V outlet -> USB connector for charging phones etc.
I plugged my phone into the usb wire but it wasn't connected to the USB nubbin, so it didn't charge. I should have connected it to the nubbin and plugged the nubbin into the wall.
USB Nubbin by definethis215 September 19, 2019

Usb Dongle 

A safe way of describing your genitals or having a sexual action without actually using any immature words, or nerd talk for having sexual intercourse.
I was using my Usb Dongle last night to unload 10 gigabytes of data into her Usb port
Usb Dongle by Icne October 5, 2011
a invisible communicative device which allows for the direct transference of thought.
You've got the usb hub plugged in on that one.
usb hub by Tony Welch August 27, 2003
A dumb port invented that was apparently designed to replace all cables. However, it was really to screw us over and make us buy new devices and a shitload of adapters.
USB-C knock knock joke:
A: Knock knock!

B: Who's there?

A: USB!

B: USB who?

A: C.

B: F*ck you.
USB-C by joseph bin laden January 20, 2017
1) The top to a USB.

2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.

3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.
1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."

2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."

3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"
USB cap by bigsackinthemiddle April 17, 2008