The place where Rummy and Dick Cheney shoulda looked for Weapons of Ass Destruction.
Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!
by The Jigga Man March 7, 2005
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Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream.
"Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please."
by vegasrew April 10, 2007
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A lesbian; any female that particularly enjoys playing with/licking/eating pussy
Ellen Degeneres is such a Taco Belle
by me June 28, 2004
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The best tasting nasty shit you will ever eat, such as the meximelt, burrito supreme, gordita crunch and the cheesy beefy melt. Guaranteed to give you something special with your encounter with the toilet (dont be surprised if it clogs without toilet paper)
MMmm that taco bell, looks the same when the shit it out.
by Sevhakop March 20, 2008
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I'm glad those Mexicans brought over their wonderful Mexican food, 'cause without it, we might not have Taco Bell!!11!!1!
by Sifting Through January 25, 2009
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A fast food restaurant that serves "Mexican" food.
Although it's food is not the greatest, none of it contains animal waste and the rice is not made with milk. I know this, because I've worked there.
If you eat this shit, even once, you are a moron, but the beef is beef, the chicken is chicken, etc..
Let's go get some Taco Bell so I can shoot liquid fire out of my asshole in 2 hours.
by Brothamandingo August 6, 2005
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A place where you can get good Mexican food at a cheap price.
Taco Bell sells good shit, try it sometime
by claustrophobic chicken February 5, 2005
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